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Deviled Ham. Stick with me here.

If eternity is two people and a ham, it only begs the question: what happens when you devil it?
deviled hamWhen I told the kindergartner we’d be having ham again for dinner, she broke down in tears. I wish I were kidding, but there was actual passing of eye water, to paraphrase this line from here. I caved, and she had peanut butter and jelly for dinner instead. Given that the littlest one had already gone to bed, that left just two of us to tackle the remains of last week’s whole spiral cut ham for dinner. And you know what they say about two people and a ham.

Believe me, we’d already tried hard to have our way with the thing. The first two nights were pure delight. Oh, ham! Salty, sweet, meaty—we haven’t done this in a while. Night three? Aside from the feeling I got describing it over the phone to the lovely Suzanne, who keeps Kosher, we were perfectly pleased with our casserole of leftover brown rice and broccoli flecked with ham and baked in a cheesy béchamel sauce. Night four was automatically disqualified as a Friday in Lent with the grandparents visiting. (Are you starting to see a pattern here? Something to do with organized religion as a Ham Avoidance Mechanism (HAM)? Whoa.)

By the weekend, we needed a new strategy. Or should I say a new-old one? We needed to take radical action. And holy ham, did we ever.

I’m a big fan of deviled eggs. Also of retro-chic. Just look at this kitchen from The Well-Dressed Home and tell me you don’t agree.

retro-kitchen

So in a sense, it was only natural to happen upon the idea of taming the beast by deviling. In a different (perhaps more compelling) sense, though, I think deviled ham will always carry a certain WTF caché.

All in all, I’d have to say the Deviled Ham Project was successful. It comes together in a snap and makes a tasty and umami-rich spread for crackers or filling for sandwiches. As far as measurements go, I did succumb to a certain panic about the sheer poundage of ham we still had left, so this recipe makes what can only be described as a vast quantity of devilishness. It is easily halved, should you find yourself inspired but unfrenzied.

Deviled Ham

-Serves a huge crowd. Can be halved.-
Adapted from Food Network.

Ingredients
1 1/2 pounds leftover spiral-sliced ham, cut into 1/2-inch pieces
1 1/4 cup mayonnaise
2 Tablespoons spicy brown mustard
2 Tablespoons Dijon mustard
1 cup chopped yellow onion
Juice of 1 lemon
1/4 cup drained capers
3 Tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
2 Tablespoons fresh flat-leaf parsley (use leaves picked from stems)
1 Tablespoon + 1 teaspoon sweet Hungarian paprika
20 dashes Tabasco or other hot sauce, plus more to taste
1 teaspoon celery seed
1/2 teaspoon mustard powder
Ground black pepper

Method
1. Combine all ingredients in a food processor fitted with the blade and blend until smooth. Refrigerate for a few hours to let the flavors commune, if possible. Serve as a spread for crackers or a filling for sandwiches.

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