I really wanted to start by saying, “These peppermint Oreo truffles are stupid-good.” But instead let’s go with this: They’re stupid. And they’re pretty good.
Whoever invented this recipe is the kind of genius I don’t even aspire to be. One package of Oreos, reduced to dust in a food processor in seconds.* One package of cream cheese. Dip in chocolate. Get paid by Kraft. God bless.
*You’ll be amazed how fast this happens, and how evenly. You’ll wonder whether intact Oreos were ever really meant to be.
I hate this kind of recipe. Do Oreos really qualify as an ingredient?
The thing is — the PROBLEM is — these “truffles” (which I’m just gonna talk about without quotes from now on for the sake of brevity and of looking like a tad less of a jerk than I am) are really pretty good.
This is not the kind of recipe I would have tried basically ever. But I got it into my head that I wanted to make truffles for our annual teachers’ holiday cookie exchanges at the girls’ schools. And the problem with classic truffles, if there is one, is that they’re not great at sitting out at room temperature.
So I started down a bit of a scary path on Pinterest and Google that led to some things that frightened me. Things called surprising cream cheese truffles and things called cake balls. (I mean, come on, cake is definitely not a guy, right?) “Truffles” (whoops, there are those quotes again) made with a box of cake mix blended together with a tub of frosting and dipped in something called Almond Bark, which is neither almond nor bark. (Discuss.) Those things are fine at room temperature but not really fine in any other way.
Pinterest is full of Oreo truffles. And like I said, I would’ve ignored them all. Even though I won’t turn down an Oreo from time to time. But then I read The Ultimate Chocolate Truffle Guide, where the author did all the science on all the truffles and ended up liking the Oreo ones best of all. She called them “almost grainy, but in a pleasant way,” and for some reason that sold me.
Well, I wouldn’t say these are better than regular truffles. But they’re good enough that I might need to reevaluate my worldview a little bit.
Also, I added peppermint, because (1) Christmas and (2) it’s simply the right thing to do.
There is one medium-sophisticated decision to make when putting these truffles together, and it’s what kind of chocolate to use for the coating. Real-life actual candy making is both an art and a precise science, because if you want melted chocolate to be shiny and snappy and unlikely to leave schmutz all over your fingers when it sets, you have to temper it. Tempering means making sure the crystalline structure of your melted chocolate is such that it will harden properly, and magically, you can do this by “seeding” hot melted chocolate with solid chocolate, and the melted part will take on the proper crystal structure of solid chocolate. Whaaaat? Science, am I right?
Tempering is something you have to do correctly. (Real talk: I’ve tempered chocolate a bunch of times, but I’m only ever like 85% sure I’ve done it right, so.)
You’ve got three choices.
The most foolproof choice would be to use something like these wafers, which have added stabilizers so you don’t have to worry about tempering. Totally legit choice, and one I’ll use from time to time, especially where white chocolate is concerned. (White chocolate is finicky to work with and is full of crap anyway.) But I usually prefer the taste and relative purity of darker chocolate without that extra stuff in it.
The second choice would be to use regular chocolate, melt it however you want, and just not really worry about whether it dries all shiny and leaves zero trace on people’s fingers. Licking a little chocolate off your fingers after eating a truffle is not the worst thing I’ve ever heard of.
The third choice — the one I recommend in the recipe below — is to woman up and temper your chocolate. You can do this in the microwave, and it doesn’t take all that long. And even if, like me, you’re only ever 85% sure you’ve done it right, then at least you’ve tried, and that’s something.
Whichever method you choose, know this:
Ho ho holy crap, you’re fabulous.
Talk to you soon.
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Easy Peppermint Oreo Truffles
Take it from someone who would NEVER make this kind of recipe (but did, heh). These are medium-legit good truffles. MEDIUM-LEGIT. See notes below for a few choice words about the chocolate coating. You can use melting chocolate wafers, which have added ingredients to stabilize them, and that's fine. For the very best results, use regular chocolate and temper it with the method below. If you choose to temper, you'll need an accurate digital thermometer.
- 36 regular oreos (one 14.3 ounce package)
- 8 ounces regular cream cheese at room temperature (one standard brick)
- 1 1/2 teaspoons peppermint extract
- 6 ounces semi-sweet chocolate baking bars*
- Crushed candy canes**