Totchos (Tater Tot Nachos)

Tater tot nachos. We won't try to justify them, but we won't try to hide our love for them, either. They're a great addition to your game day repertiore.

Tip

Game day party food or family dinner? Don't let us tell you how to live your life. And hey, if you happen to come across a bag of sour cream and onion tater tots? So be it. Just sayin.

Tater tot nachos explained

I am a huge — and hugely geeky — fan of the portmanteau. No no, don’t leave just yet. A portmanteau is a word combining the sounds and meanings of two other words. Brunch. Motel. More recently, podcast. (iPod and broadcast…am I the only one that hadn’t quite connected that?)

Even MORE recently, totchos. Tater tot nachos! I imagine there was some effort to cram tater totsnachos, and totally friggin’ ridiculous all together into the name of this dish, but something had to give, and really, the totally friggin’ ridiculous is so obviously implied.

That’s the main reason we had them for dinner the other day. The secondary reason is that I was getting a little too much of a kick out of calling myself Totcho Mama until the kids really couldn’t handle me for one second more. 

WTF, totchos?

Tater tots are kind of a dream come true and also kind of a nightmare. They don’t really fit into my food philosophy in any sensible way. Yet a few months ago I bought a bag of organic ones at Whole Foods in a moment of weakness.

Organic fixes one of like thirteen problems with tater tots, but that was good enough for me. And I’ll tell ya what I’ve learned.

Once you buy your first package of organic tater tots, it’s only a matter of time until you’re buying the two-pound bag, slathering them with nacho toppings, and calling it a pretty good day.

How to make tater tot nachos

This recipe takes about three minutes more to make than the tater tots take to cook. Prep all the toppings while the tots are in the oven, and heap everything onto a serving plate as soon as they’re done.

Game day appetizer or family dinner

I think we can, and probably should, agree that this dish makes a more appropriate game day appetizer or party platter (March Madness, anyone?) than it does family dinner. But I suspect we can also agree that sometimes a little fact like that isn’t gonna stop anyone. Nor should it.

Totchos (Tater Tot Nachos)

People. Totchos are a thing. And not just any old thing. They’re tater tot nachos. I MEAN.

Prep Time 5 minutes
Cook Time 35 minutes
Total Time 40 minutes
Serves Serves 6

Ingredients

  • 32 ounces tater tots
  • 6 ounces sharp cheddar, shredded
  • 4 ounces sour cream
  • 1 teaspoon onion powder
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 2 medium tomatoes, chopped and drained on paper towels
  • 4 ounce can sliced black olives, drained
  • 1/4 cup minced red onion
  • 1/4 cup minced fresh cilantro leaves
  • Pickled jalapeño slices, drained, to taste (I only used a few and minced them)

Directions

  1. Bake tater tots according to package directions. In the last minute of baking, sprinkle on about 2/3 of the cheese so it melts.
  2. Heap cheesy tots onto a serving plate. In a small bowl, mix together the sour cream, onion powder and salt. Spoon over tater tots. Top with tomatoes, olives, onion, cilantro, jalapeño and remaining cheese. Serve immediately.

Nutrition Information

Amount Per Serving:

Calories:: 438 Total Fat:: 26g Carbohydrates:: 42.6g Fiber:: 4.5g Protein:: 11.6g